Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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