what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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