U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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