Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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