i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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