oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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