I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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