i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she peed on how many people?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This is classic penis vs brain.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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