Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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