kristin has been a bad kristin
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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