just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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