no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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