Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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