sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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