Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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