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(418): View more from Quebec

I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people

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(954): View more from Florida

i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night

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(847): View more from Illinois

you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.

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(914): View more from New York

He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.

(213): View more from California

I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.

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(816): View more from Missouri

think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?

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