I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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