Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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