When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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