so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
why is half of my head shaved?
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