were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize