her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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