ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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