Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Never joke about your clitoris.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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