If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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