its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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