If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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