But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
