hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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