i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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