What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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