Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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