Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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