you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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