But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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