Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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