i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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