apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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