so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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