we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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