I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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