Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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