I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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