Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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