I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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