We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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