I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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