just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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