What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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