I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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