I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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